St. Louis Police Department (STLPD) Satire (@stlouispd1) 's Twitter Profile
St. Louis Police Department (STLPD) Satire

@stlouispd1

Please stop treating us like we treat you. This is not the actual STLPD.

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calendar_today10-06-2020 21:15:34

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Yes, we have suspended the officer who politely ran over an unarmed man with a car, because you people can't leave us alone for 5 minutes and let us do our jobs. Yes, he will continue to be paid his full salary, as we have given up on public relations at this point.

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We are aware that an angry mob is forming outside of the Florissant Police Department. Please be quieter! You are too noisy. #StLouis #florissantprotest

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Great news - we are currently in the process of securing a separate mounted Tesla Cybertruck to patrol every street in Ferguson. Sources from the capitol say this money will come directly from the 2021 budget of the local school district. #stlouis #stl #florissantprotest

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If you do not stop protesting outside of the Florissant police station, we will not hesitate to commit a human rights violation and/or a war crime. #STL #StLouis

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In solidarity with the #blacklivesmatter movement, all of our officers who have joint membership in the local Ku Klux Klan chapter will not be eligible to enter next week's FitBit raffle.