Tweet only palindrome #WeirdWaysToBeCreative

Include the @ symbol in your children's names #WeirdWaysToBeCreative

The past, present, and future walked into a bar; things got tense.

#ThisSummerIFinally tweeted

#ThisSummerIFinally learned the difference between their and they're....so their!

#ThisSummerIFinally had a whole day at the beach without those pushy Greenpeace jerks trying to put me back in the ocean

You earn how much? #StupidQuestionsForYourTeacher

Why is blue? #StupidQuestionsForYourTeacher

Who multiplies by a letter? #StupidQuestionsForYourTeacher

We Caught a Zoo #ThisMovieIsCruel

The Slipped Disc #WeirdYogaPoseNames

The Kirk #WeirdYogaPoseNames

Justifying Evil #WeirdYogaPoseNames

The Good WiFi #CleverWirelessNetworkNames

AT & T & A #CleverWirelessNetworkNames

Gigabit-ch please *finger snap* #CleverWirelessNetworkNames