thank you evan st4rdre4m for the idea

Always wondered what this stood for

Maybe because every children’s book on sale in the UK is called FAT NAN’S MASSIVE CHRISTMAS FART: BOTTOM’S UP

i just found out the english are celebrating it differently than us

i just need the telegraph to address the fact he was known as the nonce teacher in ma high school for at least 15 years

Love how the BBC’s US elections graphics team have included Gary Barlow’s son for scale purposes

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

i need to stop finding out like this

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

The election of Donald Trump is a dark day for reproductive healthcare, the rights of refugees and the future of our planet. As we speak, people are being slaughtered in Gaza and Lebanon. Our demands on our governments have not changed: stop enabling genocide and end all arms

mcr have never been more back

queer test

my son….. they killed my son today

it’s giving the wee dolls yer granny used to put her rolls of toilet roll in

just walked past the folk queueing for ghost at 9am, they’ve just discovered fire ,their next step to humanity is deodorant but instead they have glowsticks

you're laughing one of the ghoulettes is under the inflatable cathedral and you're laughing

shoutout to the smellies who queued up 12+ hours for ghost who were then further back than me, a simpleton who showed up 40 minutes after doors with a basic knowledge of how gigs work

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] We wish to inform you to summon this sound and let the music of Ghost echo through you.

gonny bulk buy these and hand them out to the barrier brigade at the next tour