let me step on you. 🖤

left or right? 👀 booty 🍑 or sideboob 🍈

Does nobody else drink stock when they're ill? Is it an English thing or a me thing

my boobs are feeling kinda heavy… rt if you’d hold them for me 🥺

I like an audience

The fluffy socks stay on pic.x.com/vaRXtK94fD

Where am I going to sit?

My housemate bought a sodastream and I've lost it. I'm currently drinking 5 different fizzy drinks. Life literally cannot be more unhinged

If I had a gf, I would still love her if she was a worm.

these are my emotional support ears 🐈‍⬛

Guarding my collection of smut

I'm gonna be so freaking relaxed

It's striking how both the anti-trans and anti-migrant backlash are using the same rationale - 'protect women!' - using the all too real endemic crisis of male violence against girls and women to specifically target two vulnerable minorities.

It's fine to eat the cucumber after you've fucked yourself with it right? I just don't want to contribute to food waste

This better be me on Tuesday istg

2 cool cats

I like to be covered

Christmas spirit and all the jazz