I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders may be living the world's saddest life right now, knowing daily that the only thing she will *ever* be remembered for is that she lied for the worst, most illegitimate, and most criminal president in American history until the *bitter end*

Plug JB in!

Brisket>Children

Wake of the flood!

Imagine sleeping outside for two days to get into a not-even-close-to-full arena

Charlie Daniels lolz

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Some of you are behaving like #Touchheads

How is all of this going to affect the drugs? #panicwhiskeyblowmollyfacemelt

No one fucking complained when Jerry was too wasted and slowed the band down to half-time. You people betrayed Todd.

Breaking: Todd kicked Schools' ass after he was fired!

"Sushi is better without the fish" - Panic Fan

"Marinara and Salsa are basically the same thing." - Panic fan

Cobb Salad is for poor people

Hey #Wooklyn, who has my drugs? Ready for the Pan

Panhattan Gosh, I'm sorry you haven't been enjoying our steak as of late. Our steak is one of our spiciest options. -Whit

Phish is winning so hard!

Phish has completely defeated Panic at this point. #bakersdozen #goodbye #endofanera #phishwinsagain #everysagahasanending

NYPD confirms cow loose in Brooklyn. Last seen near Prospect Expwy, exits 2-3. 🐂🐂🐂 x.com/rosieschaap/st…

Thax doesn’t know what a vasectomy is. AMA