boobs are sexy, they're just on me at all times and I should be allowed to go to work unsexualized

thick thighs are all fun and games until you wear shorts and have to keep pulling them down cause your thighs are trying to fucking EAT THEM

Se suponia que hoy me iba a poner al dia con la facultad y no hice nada

que paja tener parciales y no poder procrastinar tranquila, ahora procrastino preocupada

dios este examen me cogio sin lubricante

Movies where a character embarrasses themselves are worse than getting shot. I genuinely have to pause the movie to do a lap around my living room so that I don't jump off a building. Second-hand embarrassment is agony untold.

does that shit say 2022

the argument of "girls become women when they get their period" has always been outlandish to me because i got my period at 9 years old?? was i woman before i even hit double digits??

There's a uni student right now thinking "I'll wake up early to finish this assignment". That's the devil talking.

no olivia tickets but my bank is safe

there’s almost no hype for this world cup so they had to bring out ol reliable

i could never be famous cause id encourage my fans to speculate on my sexuality like shit idk either lets figure it out together

Lo único bueno de esta película va a ser la tensión homoerotica entre Tom Holland y Robert Pattinson

yo desvelandome estudiando // yo desvelandome leyendo fics

we lost the ticketmaster war 💔

WHOEVER HACKED CANVAS PLS CHANGE ALL MY GRADES TO 100s IDC U CAN HAVE MY INFO 😭🥹

get the fuck out my face