You guys are absolutely delusional about the state and availability of food in this country.

May God help us all.

tina fey got that shit on good lord

He is Not Manspreading he is Protecting His 3 Count Em Three Beverages

Martin Luther, 1517:

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

1937 Churchill Downs.

i need one of these when i go to costco on a saturday morning

Miami Airbnb owners are in shambles

If Bron pulls this off, we not gonna be talking Jordan vs LeBron debate anymore It’ll be Jesus vs LeBron, and it’ll be closer than a lot of yall would like to admit

wrong

Hero. I wish him well

The moment through my lens:

are you . stupid

Emilio Carranza is the actor who helps Bob find Willa toward the end of OBAA and is a produce vendor at a farmers market in California and has the best little sign on his truck

Today is the Met Gala. Here are some things to keep in mind while engaging in Met Gala discourse: — The Met Gala is a fundraising event that supports the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute. — The Costume Institute preserves historical garments, curates public exhibitions,

Alito signing the order is the biggest “Don’t start this six months before midterms, you idiots” signal imaginable

THEY ARE NOT "BORING ASS SUITSS." THEY REQUIRE LAYERS OF HAIRCLOTH, CANVAS, AND PADDING, WHICH ARE SHAPED THROUGH PAD STITCHING, DARTS, AND IRONWORK TO ACHIEVE A CERTAIN SILHOUETTE. NOT EVERYONE HAS THE PERSONALITY TO PULL OFF AN AVANT-GARDE OUTFIT AT THE MET GALA SO BLACK TIE I—