"Does anyone /really/ want to see the crocodile dude naked?"

"This isn't a punishment. It's simply some... fun." He laughed manically, throwing his head back.

"Yes, Harley. Fun." He straightened himself back out before giving her a grin. "Would you like to have fun?"

"Stop encouraging the Harley's to get naked."

"I know it's true." He stepped forward, putting a hand against her cheek and digging his nails into the skin. x.com/puddinobsessed…

"Let's start with your buddies. I'm sure they could use a little bit of fun." Shuffling, he pulled his knife out and twirled it a bit.

"The only one who gets to see you naked is me." x.com/jokersonenonly…

"Don't get sensitive on me now, Harley." He snarled, taking a step forward.

Releasing her, his usual smile came back as he crossed his arms. "Now who's more important, these friends or me?" x.com/puddinobsessed…

Reaching a hand up and yanking on a pigtail, he shoved her. "Don't disobey me now, or there will be consequences."

"They're distracting you from what matters. Me." Narrowing his eyes, he turned on his heels and began to twirl his knife again.

"Now that's my sweet." Stepping forward, he much more gently rested his hand against Harley's. x.com/puddinobsessed…

Squinting, he paused. "Give me good reasons why I should spare them."

"I can be fun, and you know I can." x.com/jokersonenonly…

"... Should I be getting naked?"

"Maybe. Just a bit, croc." x.com/cannibalcrxc/s…

"Not.... God you guys /are/ idiots." x.com/cannibalcrxc/s…

I bet Joker could rock panties and a bra too.

"Well..." Slowly starts to strip off his jacket. "Guess I gotta join."

"Where is my darling Harley when I need her."