being 22 is just inherently funny if you can laugh at your own pain. everyone’s broke, confused, yet somehow spending $82 at the bars every weekend to feel better about being broke and confused

one of the victims of the synagogue shooting yesterday was a 97 yr old woman holocaust survivor. imagine living through 97 YEARS & a mass genocide of your people just to be killed in an antisemitic hate crime. our people truly will never be allowed peace. my heart bleeds for her.

My favorite part of being from Boston is being better than everybody else

the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold a bucket of candy for them. i’m not allowed to have any myself. but i expect many pats for my services. and those are just as sweet

Why do I date you @ianhaire24?

“a star is born soundtrack is so slow, you can’t even dance to it” me: x.com/dcagiunta/stat…

If you hear me say I'm freezing cold while drinking iced coffee in the dead of winter mind ya business

What has the world come to that now even hospitals aren’t safe?

this time last year i told myself i’d save loads of money and get a good body by december. All i’ve done is spend money and refused to go to the gym

10 years later .....

Nothing refreshes my soul quite like a girls night

people find out i have bad acid reflux and feel SO bad for me when i tell them i can’t drink alcohol. you think it sucks cause i can’t down 11 white claws in two hours tonight for no reason and wake up needing an IV? no. idiots. fools. it sucks because i can’t eat spaghetti

Imagine celebrating becoming a BILLIONAIRE while there are currently 22 million people in Yemen who are in need of aid, 8.4 million who don’t know where they’re going to get their next meal, a child under the age of 5 dies EVERY. TEN. MINUTES. I can’t.