WHEN THE DRUGS KICK IN vine.co/v/5KtQzI7wZ5v

When ur having a cough attack after smoking but you're still trying to talk and you start sounding like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle

Need to jolly pumpkin before wings game

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Vote for this Dick.

If you don't have a toaster oven you are missing out

Onwards

Bundle up and go play outside!

Smile for yourself, smile for your family, smile for the world to see 😁

Talkin inspirational leprechaun foot click jumps betch

It's so cool when you have the same pair of socks as someone else

"I was not disturbed at all" - Ivan's Dad

Don't be a dick, Dick

Burrrr, that spring weather tease really fucked things up haha

Thinking of buying a cat so I can post cool pictures of how badass and fat it is, assuming it gets chunky

If it doesn't get chunky enough, I'll have to buy it cool clothes and hats and shit...

@popnfresh45 after some thought, I don't believe it's in my best interests to get a fat cat. Can go bigger

This puberty challenge thing is just begging for a dong comparison. Who's gonna step up to the plate???

This Uber is quite bumpy and I have to pee <<<