Mother fucking god damn orange peel beef

Would you consider peanut butter a nut sauce

Wouldn’t it be funny if I was just like

Imagine making a serious video with The Reason by Hoobastank playing in the background

End the record with a ballad. Just fuckin do it don’t be lame.

Start the record with your worst song!!! Get it out of the way!!! You wrote it just get it out of the way.

Record an album and never put it out!!! Send it to all of your friends and go get a normal job.

Ur not being very silly goose rn ok

Sir this is a Chili’s

You’re in her DM’s I am in federal fucking prison we are not the same

Why didn’t they just make all the railroads go under bridges ya know. I’m tired of trains. Not feeling very choo choo about it.

Sorry I don’t let ford explorers merge

I walked into zumiez yesterday and the chick behind the counter said “wow nice fit” and I turned around and left.

Johnny All the good musicians are from Michigan

Didn’t you guys know it’s toaster strudel Tuesday go and get after it they’re free at every grocery store take as many as you want

I mean there’s no way this was actually real right

Y’all know you can just line up in whatever spot you want with southwest right. They literally do not care.

Do not ask me what number I am in the southwest line

Fuck