bro if u not obsessed with me i do not want u

North Carolina - where you curl your hair at night and the next morning it looks like you straightened it

I thought I’d have my life together by now but I’m currently eating Sun Chips for breakfast

My brand new tv from Best Buy isn’t working and this will be the third large electronic I’ve had to exchange from there in the past year 😒

A senior in college just guessed that I was 23 so all is right in the world again

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

Accurate 😂

I’m projected to win both of my fantasy leagues this year

happy first day of the best month of the year

i need to know the science behind the reese’s shapes being better than normal reese’s. same with mac & cheese. make it make sense.

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I'm going to Carousel Center Beer and Wine Festival. Check it out! universe.com/events/6058f33…

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