The panda climbed aboard, and the fishermen began to row. Halfway through the journey, the panda began to eat the sides of the boat. "Why on Earth did you do that?" a fisherman yelled. "Now we're all going to drown." "I can't help it," said the panda. "I was hungry.” (2/2)

obsessed with how natural this conversation sounds 😭😭

To infinity and beyond

Grover GROVER! THAYS NOT WHAT THAT WORD MEANS! GROVER!

Respect Women

𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖘 OUT NOW 🤍

White Dwarf: what did you do with Green Dwarf Yellow Dwarf: Start talkin Red Giant: Want me squish him boss? Sub-Dwarf: ᴸᵉᵐᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵉᵐ Black Hole: I can only theorize where your friend is now. All I know is that I was hungry, and he was nearby… 🫲😏 🫱 ⚫️ 🦵🦵

🖤‼️ tee from CHNGE ™

Literally me and the boys on mushrooms

Listening to Pink Floyd on mushrooms and listening to Halsey on testosterone boosters is about the same experience ngl

WHAT THE HELL LMFAOOOOO

Babe, for the past decade, I've secretly been sewing heavier and heavier threads into all your clothes. Now, in a normal outfit, you should be capable of incredible feats of agility. Happy anniversary♥️

Nashville is CANCELLED

another chilling story from creepy dot org

Homunculus escape . If see exterminate immediate

they did this to me at work for being 2 minutes late. Happy international workers day

me: hi girl with septum piercing: hi nice day out huh me: yea