Had a dream that a bunch of us were stuck on an island due to a bridge closure accident (not sure if that happened IRL and just brought it into my dream) anywhoodles Jeffrey Dean Morgan & Hilarie Burton Morgan & their youngins were also there. He mixed drinks and she made a feast to brighten the

mood. It turned an inconvenience into a party. So in the spirit of, if you piss me off in a dream you better wake up and apologize. If you show amazing hospitality in a dream I’m gonna wake up and say thank you.

#mondaymotivation Only a few more days of enduring #Coachella2017 pics

How come no one has done the ol' Marry Fuck Kill w/ #coffee places #Starbucks #CoffeeBean #Peets Hmm, maybe they have #Peets #MondayMorning

#SignsYoureAnOnlyChild Saying "I didn't do it" is met with a laugh and a shake of the head. You try it anyway 😳

#ScentedFilms The Coconut-ty professor

#WorldPenguinDay

If he's the first to go I'll chip in #TRUMP

I'm just going to put this here Here's What Donald Trump Has Done For Women In His First 100 Days yahoo.com/news/apos-dona… via Yahoo News

Sandwich counter guy: how would u like ur sandwich made? Customer; like u're at home makin' a sandwich for ur mama #overheard AWESOME!!!

#ThrowbackThursday When it was indeed the "friendly skies" yikes 😳 to those who are always on a plane ✈️ good luck out there

Trainer finding me in our puppy room: what are you doing? Me: (as if it's obvious) uh, afternoon cuddles #loveyourwork #dogs

It's #paranormalday so get out there and do some #ghosthunting stare the #supernatural in the face and believe #TheTruthIsOutThere 👀👻

The losers in this new #Trumpcare bill: the poor, the elderly & the sick! Are these your priorities, Paul Ryan? apple.news/AIUDDvFm4SOGSY…

At Fiat dealership & Courtney Love comes on over the loud speaker "go on take everything, take everything. I want you to" funny universe

"Real change starts from within." - Forest Whitaker act.gp/2qgMsG8

#MondayMorning #mondaymotiviation

#TuesdayThoughts #tuesdaymotivation you're welcome

Him: where would you want to move? Me: I don't know. Him: how about this neighborhood? Me: hmm, is there a wholefoods nearby? #hardquestions

#ThursdayThoughts #coffee