Thank you Jesus for gifting me with being sexy and funny, amen.

i can hike and lobster/snow crab fish all i want and just still be the “gay friend” 😭😭

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

Right person wrong time? Wrong person right time? Lol life is complicated. 🙄

“before you came into my life, i missed you so bad” is such an insane lyric. like i think about it daily, rent-free.

and ordering at cc’s 15 mins before closing make u a forced to be reckoned with🫦🫦

“agora hills” and “lovin on me” have me in the biggest chokehold. im in my valley girl national anthem era

i will not know peace until i get land claims and a ring on shania or chayla’s finger

“Gay Owen and straight Shania”

I can’t live without Owen

this is deadass ♡ Shania

Imagine trying to ruin my day but I’m literally down south with a margarita by the pool and you’re still asking to borrow 40$

You do me dirty I’ll drag you through filth.

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"

lana del rey

Sorry for party rocking 🤟🏽😔

bunna this is ♡ Shania

I’m telling Owen I tried the thousand islands salad dressing and don’t like it, he goes “ok skinny… maybe try 100 islands next time” LMFAO

That first heartbreak gone have you in the psych ward 😭

addison rae opening for lana del rey while in london was the most unreal experience. my two faves sharing a stage and song