I’m like a disney princess but instead of squirrels and bluebirds I attract schizophrenics and alcoholics and the unmedicated

i know breakfastless behavior when i see it

going on dates is hard because do i like them or do i just have sooo much fun being me

what the fuck even is a jet 2 holiday

even at my most evil i'm considerate

at the club asking for ibuprofen

acabei de ser atropelada por um carro sem condutor

Oh no coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with y’all

i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

The sexiest thing you can do is show me a new perspective

only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is i'm outside