Why do I want to be Eggsy in a Merlin and Harry sandwich?

Where is KitKat I demand cuddles

Ok KitKat we now have a baby and we will protect him with our lives.

I feel like Chris is ignoring me and our child. Rude KitKat

*squints* He kinda looks like KitKat Like father like son

Maybe I should get Hux to make Kylo Ren have to deal with baby Yoda ...... poor Kylo. Evil space parents. KitKat

I feel like Chris is ignoring me... *gasps* Does he hate baby Yoda?

Why are people panic buying! The shops are shut for one day. You don’t need to almost elbow me out of the way so you get all the bread Susan

Sir.... why do you have like 20 loaves.... do you have a large family? Got a lot of sandwiches to make? Have a thing for bread? Or are you just making sure the rest of us get nothing!! I will tackle you Sir! Don’t test me.

Merry Christmas to KitKat who is very attractive but more importantly puts up with me. Loves me for me even when I am being my stubborn self. Puts up with all my moods. And who without I wouldn’t be nearly half the man I am today. I know I don’t do feelings but I love you

Who will be my midnight kiss?

I guess no kiss for me. Feeling the love

When someone tell me I have to do something but I’m not buying it.

Like father like son Judging you Chris still hasn’t accepted him so I guess I’m a single dad.

My shocked face

This is why I’m never invited home for Christmas

I miss him. But crying over him not being here is not helping... So let’s see..... drinks and sulking is today’s agenda.

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