Figures. [So he’s stuck with her. Eugh. Cue internal eye roll.] M’kay. I’ll be at the kitchen if you need me. Need’ta refuel after today.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❛ Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╱ S E T T E R .

⠀⠀ ❛ 𝙒𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉. ❜ of zeus and hippolyta. princess of themyscira. champion of the amazons.

SNEEZES.

H—hasn’t even said anything yET.

HE FEELS SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.

“Hey, thanks, ma—holy crumpets. Dick, is that you?” How did he get so JACKED.

Has she never heard of the phrase ‘sharing is caring’?

SQUINTS.

“—NOT THE POINT.”

HEY.

But he’s like, extra jacked. Looks at those muscles, bro. He looks like he’s flexing even when he’s not. “Thanks, man! Been working out? Because same here.” Flexes his quite lanky arm.

SHOOT. Wally totally forgot about Valentine’s Day. Probably pulled an all-nighter that day to finish his game. He’s the worst. The best at games, but the worst when it comes to romance.

Black Canary kicked his butt one time. It was quite awesome.

How can he make it up to her? Zips away for literally three seconds, coming back with a bouquet with him. Flashes her a toothy grin, “Please don’t be mad at me?”

Maybe not. Perhaps it’s the lack of sleep. He doesn’t feel too good. “RIGHT?!” Exclaims exasperatedly, dropping the arm. “Artemis says otherwise.”

Better late than never? Sheepish grinning.

“I had /very/ important ... business to attend to.” If you count being held up in line for the new pizzeria around the block. /GOOOOD/, that cheesy goodness with the crunchy bacon bits... SHAKES HIS HEAD. “Getting my ass kicked by our smokin’ mentor would be an honor.”

Oh, that’s probably the garlic mayo dipping sauce. His bad! His brow quirks, a teasing grin already forming, “What? Ya’ jealous or something, babe? Falling for Wall-man already? I mean, it’s understandable!”