Rt=country music is trash. Like=country music is good. #dontforgettorecycle

Got a massage today for my shift tonight. Feelin spicy ready to get my ass some new candles. #bathandbodyworks

Thinking about gettin laid tonight, hml, low on contraband need to snag some more. #sneakyhoe

This how i take down people running through the dorms. #athletic

Had to settle a roomate dispute because some girl used anothers tampn. So a fight to the death will solve this one. #lookslikeascenefromsaw

Ya'll think i could write up a prof for bein a bitch?

Thinking about partying tonight? Better think twice. #immagetyourass

What a weekend. Confiscated the following! -5 lighters -7 hot plates -some blow -couple bottles -a cat Not a bad grab.

Currently suspended from my rounds for using a baton on a toddler who was not signed in to night watch. #SCtop10

Nobody: OU elevator: OUT OF ORDER

I can't wait until I'm 21 and an RA! I can't wait to bust people who are drinking but be able to go back to my room to my wine! But don't worry it will be locked in my fridge!

Ay yo, fuck you have a great summer

Ay, you still a bitch.

Ayo first night whos tryin get mip'd???

Anyone have an extra taser? Bout time motha fuckas learn how to listen.

Fuck you