Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)

10:04 is kind of the semi-marxist detransition baby. the benjaminian detransition baby. or you know its more like d comma b is the trans 10:04 but thats less fun isnt it

they should make crane flys smaller because of it scared me

today i learned new word “galactagogue”

i always groan a little when something refwrences the ending to the third man but it is the best ending of anything ever so you cant be too mad

do you think my eyes are stinging every other day from computer or allergies and do you think i will ever know the answer and do you think i can wear this shirt with these pants

92 year old gay priest hot mic at the funeral incident

a bit puzzled by this bar whose food options are all fancier(?) variations on the crunchwrap existing one block from a taco bell

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

All these people drinking lover’s spit bro

last summer to make conversation i said its weird how the days here are hottest in the evening and the other person very dismissively went oh its not just seattle its like that everywhere and im still mad about it. no it isnt. no it ISNT

eyes should be better at keeping things out of eyes

your music is gnarled rough and ugly. your career is gnarled and rough

it really seems unlikely to me marylou that the answer would be in the flavors

346 - Cradily

betrayed by soup. betrayed unforgettably by coconut chicken curry soup. oath of vengeance re: soup

i am flipping through the last samurai and i think i was too hard on it when i read it the first time and i think maybe everything worth reading is profoundly embarrassing too