cookies are so good because they taste so yummy

dudes in the 70’s couldn’t help being emotionally devastated by a woman named bobby

jokerfied transportation

making a folk ambient album and naming it Songs To Chew Your Cud To

i’m having sex with her “penis style”

RT if you’re gonna be at the show and/or if you are gay as hell

my favorite coworker trope is when they reveal to you they used to or still do meth a lot

Game respects game

extra large pizza for the big boy *going to grab the pizza and getting my hand smacked by the cashier before i can grab the box* “not you” he says then points behind me to a man way bigger than me with a horrible smile on his face

crying laughing after seeing a newly constructed cracker barrel

new crime guy called the monorail strangler. he just goes from one car of the monorail to the next and strangles everyone inside.

mf’s from maryland eating this 🤢

after years of sitting down i am now ready

“now off to bed with the lot of yee” I say to all of my small gnome friends who came over to watch a movie that has just finished it’s run time. they all scramble away as i fall asleep in a huge chair

7 years in the making. Sben, the first single from our debut LP ‘Winter’, drops a week from Friday. Pre-save link below and in our linktree.

This changes everything

okay this move but instead Gene Kelly is crowd killing to Sepultura’s Territory