I shouldn’t be laughing but the song just too perfect 😭😭😭😭

He doesn’t have dementia he’s just in disbelief

i don’t think he’s lying

mf you are worried about the wrong person

Did anyone else used to think as a kid on the final day of the season that the Premier League trophy used to be in a helicopter, and they would be flying back and forth to whoever was top of the league at the time

Me eating: My white shirt: let me taste it.

i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.

UNITED KINGDOM: The BBC reports that a thief who stole 17 tubes of Pringles in a series of thefts told police that 'once you pop, you can't stop'.

delaware

First step of self improvement is your 5 daily salah

I thought this was funny Marco

She said war hooy is ilaali

A nigga like me would have the fish form "will you marry me?"

Addressing my household every Sunday, at 2pm Sharp.

buying the cereal

Some friends just feel like home.

Mil gracias a todos Many thanks to all Merci beaucoup à tous Grazie mille à tutti 谢谢大家 شكرا لكم جميعا תודה לכולכם Obrigado a todos Vielen Dank euch allen Tack alla Хвала свима Gràcies a tots

Gratitude is a must Koffee?

“Pretty impressive”? This is a 2 year old, this is genius

Night 7 | Dua by Sheikh Sudais during Witr Prayers in Masjid Al Haram