Unsurprisingly to everyone but me, my mornings are always smoother when I do all my morning prayers

Someone rightly pointed out “hey what about the ladies, we already have too many bros” so this is my solution

I love seeing folks begin or end their statements with “Christ is risen” during this time of year. Unironically makes my day

Work emails with “PSA” [public service announcement] now trigger a brief fight-or-flight response, I hope all y’all are happy now

“…as you can see on this panel Father, St Nicholas delivers a spinning back fist to Arius. The next panels show him delivering a pile driver saying ‘Christ is uncreated, but I’m creating a world of pain for-“ “Stop. Please stop. I’m not blessing your Ecumenical Council Manga”

Need to get in touch with Ancient Faith, “Paul Patrol” would kill

“Suddenly the judge shall come, and the deeds of each shall be laid bare” That snippet from morning prayers hits me like a truck

Me, giving more unbidden homily ideas to my priest: “As we ‘bone-smash’ with a worldly hammer to looksmax, we should also imitate St. Marina and ‘passions-smash’ with a spiritual hammer to salvationmax.” My priest, weary beyond words: “…..”

The first blackberries are starting to ripen! It’s the little things

You need to be like my nephew. You need to be litiyamaxxing.