imagine having such a parasocial and insufferable fanbase that you can add your own anniversary to a mass produced fan calendar and everyone eats it up

Will really is the prettiest to ever exist no wonder Hannibal ruined everyone's lives

breaking my ia silence the golden pig giveaway seriously is making me crack up rn. Ik theyll announce who it is in some fashion but it would be extra funny if you just woke up one day and Phil lester has mailed you a pig.

this is killing me

and god said “hugh dancy as will graham”

do i want a golden pig? yes do i want the burden of knowing i could ask dan and phil literally any question in the world? absolutely no

your son looks like a girl #asf

notice how he's maintaining masculinity while being carried by a cannibal

Golden pig question should be crowd sourced nobody should have that much responsibility alone

i'm so obsessed with him

getting ready to be the cuntiest bitch in court

#guysper #gasper

They’re always missing the point of Sherlock Holmes

i wouldn't let you near my neck even if you were BEGGING

well...

S4 bullshit writing be damned I don’t think I’ll ever forgive John Watson for beating Sherlock Holmes into bloody mush on the ground

pov: you are phil. You are trying to sleep in your hotel bed at 1.20 am but your partner is reading wikipedia on his macbook on full brightness and wont stop yapping about beluga planes

theres a glass wall between them btw thats why hes not actively jumping the situationship standing before him

wait the guy with the hawklike face isn’t sherlock? What?

hannibal lowkey a comedy