yo that fuckin Roko's Basilisk infra set last night changed my dna and shit

it was my 10th infra, i call it the wook met gala so here’s my submission for best underdressed 😂

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and on the third day god invented the funktion one speaker

If ur seeing Tipper one last time tonight i hope you have an amazing time and i fucking hate you go fuck yourself

big honkin caboose late twenties are a slow-motion car crash – expectations colliding with reality, old selves dying without ceremony you crawl out of that wreck at 30 blinking, raw, weirdly soft, realizing you’re not dead but new whimsy feels like shock, like lungs filling for the first time a lot

has anyone ever considered… idk.. shutting the fuck up? (or whatever the fuck bo burnham said )

Girls…. I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

the scariest thing that happened to me during this years spotify wrapped was finding out that i know REAL HUMANS who actually listen to jessie murph…. like…… oh shit, yall are frfr? 🫤 👀 🤢

wtf is it about getting older that makes you want to stay alive/not self delete ? why am i over here thinking ‘i should quit vaping’…? who tf am i anymore

when ur friends arent friends w each other anymore but ur still friends w everyone n its like ok so who is coming to my bday

Crraaazyyy

MAGA totally forgot they supported Rittenhouse carrying a gun to a protest.

BREAKING: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just completely went off on Trump after ICE murdered Alex Pretti. "Donald Trump [is] accusing a Veteran Affairs ICU nurse (Alex Pretti) as being a terrorist against the United States. A man who was treating services members to our country, who was dedicating

A statement from the family of Alex Pretti, obtained by CNN: "We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex

i am so sad and heartbroken about the state of minneapolis. i called that beautiful city home for 4 years and experienced the terrors of the murder f George Floyd, it’s all too real 🥺💔

YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY OR THE LOOP WILL REPEAT TOMORROW