Ordnance Jay Packard Esq.
@ordnancepackard
Twitter's leading Amish attorney.
Meme Sommelier
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam.
"Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius"
11th plague of Egypt.
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12-03-2017 03:32:08
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9,9K Followers
2,2K Following
Physics Geek
@physicsgeek
One day, I will press the big red button.
Texas Courtney
@alaskancourtney
God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
HexMare
@hexmare
Senior Technical Staff R&D, Volunteer SAR diver, Resource of useless movie trivia
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@waltzingmtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
David Lu
@dtueanhl
Samuel Twain
@fickleal
Just a nobody.
Deebs
@deebsfla
A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband of @kayftl and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
The Gormogons
@gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Jon 🔬
@jonnymicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Help me now
@ggardener09
Front Lines of the Cold War #41forFreedom, Minimum Government-Maximum Freedom, Better Living Through Cannabis, Differently Sane $Ggardener09
albob
@alanerice
Just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
Hunter DeButts
@billysullivan7
Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm
@artist_angie
Typo otfen | often antisocial ALWAYS anti socialist | slightly amusing sometimes | freelance @TwitchyTeam | sorta Libertarian-ISH | Capitalist: Visit my Etsy!
ʞɹıɯ𝕊
@foundersgirl
XX | Lover of Liberty | Server of Sass | Mom of Boys | Tell Them i Was Kidding | Phil is My Favorite
MtkaMoose
@mtkamoose
Whatsamatta U Alum (Whatever/Don’t you dare call me it!)
Halcyon Studios
@sheellbbyyyy
I grew up in Malaysia and am a mixed-race person. I am looking for advice on choosing the right city to expand our high-end bespoke fitness club.
Tina
@getyourham
Stacey
@scotsfyre
“Only Jesus can save you & everyone sucks” - Andrew Klavan on politics. Cohost to @RowdyRick73 for “Whatever” Wed at 7PM EST on KLRN.
Schadenfreudelish
@aggierican
Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
J.R. Holmsted
@jholmsted
Jenn & Rick Show on @KLRNradio | @MisfitsPolitics | 90s/00s WB show junkie | I tweet what I want. #HookEm 🍷🤘🏼🏈 ⚾️ #ClubWeirdo
Laura W - Wicked Witch of the South
@bumpstockbarbie
Christian. Wife. Mom. Conservative Rage Curator @TwitchyTeam. Host of ‘Front Porch Forensics’ (@FP_Forensics) & Director of Marketing with @KLRNRadio.
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱
@rantyamycurtis
RN, nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Twitchy’s Grim Reaper | Deep Thought's answer to "the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything." | Dulcius Ex Asperis
Secret Amish Man
@yodersecreto
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam
Ian McKelvey
@ian_mckelvey
Know the difference between the reality of freedom and the illusion of freedom.
Lizzy
@lizzylouwhom
I love dogs 🐾 • the Minnesota Vikings 💜🏈💛• Cupcakes 🧁• and Incandescent Lightbulbs 💡• Owner of a ridiculously adorable Basset Hound 🐶🇺🇸
G
@justthatg_uy
@TCC_Grouchy's ghost
Write Girl Problems
@writegrlprobs
Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
TheMorningSpew2
@themorningspew2
* except for Jeb -👋🏻 Pup!
LibertyJ
@libertyjen
Probably not on your team • In defense of the defenseless • Wife, Artist, DIY, home improvement, dogs, & humor • Truth is singular • 19%er
Keri Hitter
@kerisqsq
ChrisVworld
@xmj498j79q
Check Out My Partner in This World at x.com/G78148063Kat. Fibro warrior, Nerd, Mental health, 3D Printing, Model Trains, 🌺 Sometimes NSFW After dark!
🇵🇱 🇲🇽 Erika Marzanna 🇲🇽 🇵🇱
@pathofmarzanna
Slavic Pagan into Black metal and Goth music and into geek stuff that isn't gonna lecture to me #IstandwithJKRowling Anti-Communist Anti-Marxist.. No DM's
Anas from Gaza 🍉
@anasfromgaza
jerry skawronik
@jskawronik36982
Rachael SEARS__Art
@racheal__sears
Comic Artist. Currently accepting commissions at the moment
Virginia Phillip
@virginiaph14697
With God all things are possible
Zoe Smith
@smithzoe73525
Genesis Williams
@genesiswil60587
A2_Jeff
@a2_jeffrey
NoBeerNoLife
@nobeernolife_en
Crack open a cold one and join me on a bubbly adventure into the world of Japanese beer 🍻 Cheers to flavor and good times 🍻
e pluribus unum🇺🇸
@jamesle92789807
✝️For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
cognitohexican
@cognitohexican
Narib
@thenarib
mrchristopher
@mrchristopherga
Midwesterner By Birth, Southerner By Choice. Former Broadcast/Air Personality, Now Hot Snot Real Estate Photographer. University of Iowa Alumnus (Class of '93).
KELLY OFORI TAILORMODEL🇬🇭🇮🇹HIM/he
@kellyofori1
Runway model || photo model ||national director for Mister tourism 🇬🇭 || fashion designer || aspiring chef || accessories designer || love nature 🌈🌈
Saharas
@weegillikers
trying to understand your thoughts better. thanks for being here
NOT Red Ryder Ralphie
@notrrralphie
Am not, you are. Definitely NOT Red Ryder Ralphie's back-up page.
American Foxhound
@foxhoundusa
Cedrickwzra
@cedrickwzr
Videography
Mark DeBenon
@markdebenon
Carbon based life form.
Hxbdjs hv bs s
@hxbdjss58243
I'm Suttle
@nonnineagles
Joe Salem
@joe86753091
#OFS, Oilfield Trash, part time author. Latest book "Dark Straits" (Naval warfare, spies, Russian bad guys, sort of a prequel to Arrow Storm)
Kyle Sanders
@kylesan74240115
I’m a shoot first, ask questions while I’m still shooting kind of guy.
Brumfield Beau
@boflys
The way already exists, follow the constitution. Blue Falcon. ⛩🏴☠️🖕
Mama G
@sour___peach
I’ve Upped My Standards. Up Yours. ❤️🇺🇸❤️ The best is yet to come Trump 2024
AlluvialPlane✈️🇺🇸
@alluvialplane
Eater of tater tots; Brutal American
Pasty & Useless
@jferry925
Sarcastic and always a little upset but friendly and humorous!! MAGA/MAHA 2A 2 Genders. DM=Scam=Block, Crypto = Scam LFG🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Olivia Smith
@oliviasmit64804
Ookleji
@ookleji2804
Cheri (Sneetch with no star)
@cheri1655783284
happily married for 41 yrs, retired road construction truck driver, junk journal creator. 3 X MAGA DM w/o asking is autoblock
Robin Venet
@robinvenet57
Locked out of one acct; now forced to start over
Ken Jackson
@kenjack4142
Proud Texan, Longhorn fan, Conservative who's waiting for common sense to be common again.
Nora Johnson
@norajohnso80574
hiltonalex
@hiltonalex82271
Donald Woodman
@woodman_do12248
Old enough to know better, bold enough to tweet it anyway. Politics, life, and the occasional raised eyebrow.
Midwest Dumpster Fire
@hatethiscity1
Chicago!! Great sports town, great beaches, awesome museums. Nice place to visit. But it’s lipstick on a pig. Don’t fall for it. This city is a dumpster fire.
Carmensdad 🇺🇲🇺🇲
@carmensdad2
Christian. Conservative. Pro-Life. Trump won.🇺🇲 MAGA!
Moonman 🌙❤️🇺🇸
@rustysh44784654