Miss me?

-cracks knuckles- Let’s get this party started. Again.

Okay, did Charlie change my desktop background again? Why did I ever let her know some security codes?

#NewProfilePic

A quiet night in Gotham is the most frightening thing I know.

Punches & kicks, that’s more like it.

What is this bright glowing thing in the sky? Sunshine? In Gotham? Guess it really is spring.

Ah, the sweet sounds of car alarms and sirens. You’re louder tonight, Gotham. Guess that comes with the warmer weather.

“You’re right, maybe that is worse.”

Remember, kids, as the tempurature goes up, so does the crime rate. Happy spring & all that.

Am I allowed to take breaks? So many people depend on me being in front of the screens, headset on.

Just a little spring cleaning. Now to the real work. What do you have for me tonight, Gotham?

Paul Ryan says AOC didn’t listen to his career advice. I know how he feels. LeBron James won’t take notes from me.

... Wrong Oracle.

I look forward to the party this weekend.

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According to Dinah, my new year’s resolution should involve actually leaving the clocktower every few days... I was thinking something more along the lines of reducing coffee consumption (ha, right). She’s clearly being dramatic.

... It's like they're trying to speak to me.

Well, happy birthday to me.

Batman. RT Batman: Barbara Gordon Oracle.