If I was the sun I’d be so pissed when people act like the moon is my equal. Tiny piece of shit orbiting some dumb rock. Fuck the moon.

Wow take a look at the comments under this tweet to catch a Black Mirroresque glimpse into what it looks like when rich people buy bots to shape online discourse about themselves

Jonathan Ashworth hosts new ITV talk show "Ashworth" featuring guests Dean Gaffney, Katie Price, and Bubbles from Big Brother. Music from Limahl.

“Had i still been there I would have single-handedly stopped the internet from happening” - Mr B. Pad

OH COME ON

OK. I’ll forgive LBD. This is funny

BREAKING: The Trump campaign’s hacked emails reportedly include a nude selfie of Donald Trump.

Here he is - Mr Dunning - Kruggerrand

me upon seeing “the katie price” photo

Daily Mail editors waiting to post a picture of teenage girls jumping in the air holding their A Level results

A reminder that even if you don't get the results you want, we're only a few years away from large scale societal collapse

I had no time for the Liz Truss lettuce joke until I knew it annoyed her.

Newsnight 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just saw this. Now you have to. Sorry.

trump was one of the 5 best posters of all time and now that he’s associating with elon he’s posting cringe. he really is the kiss of death man

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bellend

TV writers - no one has used an alarm clock that wake you up with the radio for about 15 years.

Who remembers when mum (housewife) would feed you sugar sandwiches then spray you with the village petrol pump ⛽🇬🇧👍 You can't do that these days cos of the green hair brigade 🙄