Either way, I’d sit this one out. Unless you want Coop to start some threatening of her own.

Not that you don’t need like three more of those friends of yours to make it a fair fight, Shepard.

When I want you dead, Shepard, you’ll stay dead.

You know those villains in the serials who made everyone ask WHY DOESN’T HE JUST SHOOT THE HERO? No one ever asked that about me.

I could go back to knife and pistol if you think it’d help.

I was being metaphorical.

Usually I just cut the throat or sever the spine and be done with it.

… sword bow. I’m going to file that with the sword-chucks concept.

Writer wants to watch Archer. I’ll leave you two to your sappy flirtations.

It’s spelled “Samurai” Shepard, and you’re not even referencing the correct culture…

… Also incorrect, Shepard. Wrong country still.

Couldn’t have faded it better myself.

More than most.

Rawr~

Good.

Hrm.

Yes. Professional. And voracious.

Hrm.

I mean, um, “Hrm.” “Fuck.”

// Hiatus until further notice.