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OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, usually into the water

OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - 'Nice lag' can usually be translated to 'Lousy putt'

OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one that beats you

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Ice cream on a cold day? Dairy Queen in S Daytona has a coupon in Orange Peel Gazette

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OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - Every par-3 in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers

OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - Palm trees eat golf balls

OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - Sand is alive. If it isn't how do you explain the way it works against you?

OPG #HUMOR - Golf Laws - Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse