More like Blessed are the pacemakers

stalkerpunk

Just replied to a tweet about Harry Potter, holy fuck so real lmao. It's not even in my name it's just on my profile, this is so fucking fun

I should put more flags in my bio. Right now the people who wanna attack me personally need to click my bio. I should make it easier for people to try and say something lmao

『中間車2両を分離、損傷艦の曳航を行う』 #blender #b3d #SPACESHIP_MATERIALS

T'es woke toi. Toi t'es un woke left. Tu supportes les trans pis les pronoms toi. Veux tu savoir mes pronoms? Mes pronoms: Che/val. Ju/ment. E/qui/dé. Ca/na/sson. Brun pis blanc. Toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein? Vas-y. Dis moi tes pronoms. Ca/va/lier? Hu/main? Jvai prier pour toi

The world is not ready for the absolute meltdown this man will have when he eventually gets off the meds. We will hear conspiracy theories that would require 5 geniuses working for a whole year to be formulated.

5 bottles of soju in the fridge and 400mg prog, she WILL be hearing from me tonight

Motoristé tě nenechají 5 minut bez připomenutí, jaká je to banda dementů, zatímco SPD se už jen dívá takhle.

moje napln v hlavnim pracovnim poměru? nevystřelit si mozek z hlavy před všemi

Stuck at work with a colleague of amoeba intellect Asked me if my contact lenses aren't too heavy if I've got 5 diopters. I might kill someone today.

estrogenuinely 良すぎるよな

it is so estrogenuinely testosterover

Hello Nintendo of America , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. x.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

I somehow wound up agreeing to a duel after a night at the tavern and this asshole shows up with two swords. I had my buddies who were waiting in the bushes shoot him with crossbows. I mean we were gonna do that anyway but I wasn't going to humor that dual wield buffoonery