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@onofftweeter

The Amazing - On/Off Tweeter (actual quantities of amazement may vary).

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calendar_today03-08-2012 20:22:12

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I'm still typing. I haven't got to the @ yet! Chill out, web form, no need to get all panicky with red writing. It *is* a valid email address. Just wait a minute. There's more to come.

On/Off Tweeter (@onofftweeter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have heard it said, on more than one occasion, that all his comms team actively despise him. Things like this do not persuade me that isn’t true.

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Huge if tr—🤣🤣😂😂 *ahem* 😐🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did I mention my MP (Tory) has a majority of less than 2k?

On/Off Tweeter (@onofftweeter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I normally dislike these "look at this kid doing…" post, but for context; Tony Hawk is credited as the 1st person to ever successfully land a 900. He was 31, and it was after **years** of trying to. It is not something even most high level pros can do. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/900_(skat…

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Whilst I know partisan gloating isn’t supposed to be the sensible way to do politics… Bwa-haha-ha-har-har!!! Hahaha! It’s like no current Tory actually knows how to do the jobs they have, I would imagine a CDO would understand how easy it is to spot patterns in data.

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There’s scrambling to get ahead, there’s desperation, then there’s… whatever the hell this is. They’ve pull this stunt before and it didn’t work then either.

Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if i was going to have strong opinions about reboots i would simply not star in two of the biggest reboot franchises of modern times

if i was going to have strong opinions about reboots i would simply not star in two of the biggest reboot franchises of modern times
Russell Davies (@rrusselldavies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The shrinkage of Dyson is understandable. How many of us would say that we "made the mistake" of buying a Dyson floor-cleaner, eventually gave up on it, threw it away and bought a "Henry" or equivalent?

On/Off Tweeter (@onofftweeter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve got a Kingston USB flash drive from the early 2000s that is 1gb. Then it was the biggest flash drive available. I got it through the place I worked at the time. It was so expensive I had to get specific written permission from our director of finance to purchase it.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! But apparently today is my #MyTwitterAnniversary …it’s been twelve years. Oh boy, a lot has change in that time, including on this fine high quality, website/App. Here’s to another twel… *sigh* …yeah. Woo.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! 

But apparently today is my #MyTwitterAnniversary 
…it’s been twelve years. Oh boy, a lot has change in that time, including on this fine high quality, website/App.

Here’s to another twel… *sigh* …yeah. Woo.