Great interview and brilliant impressions from this week's guest Jan Ravens
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It's always the same poxy governments threatening global war. I suggest the next time it's Finland against Uruguay for a change.

In my house there are 254 phone chargers. 187 of them don't work and the other 67 have gone missing. I'd say this is about average for a normal household.

I have a question that only you can answer...... WHAT does anyone know about East Grinstead? As the police say when they ask questions, any information, no matter how small, may be vital.

I suggest a solution to the world’s problems that should keep all reasonable people happy, is to order the Israeli Defence Force out of Gaza, and get them to deal with the management of the Post Office instead.

'It is beyond belief that the popinjay BBC bosses ignored my application to fill Mr Wright’s mighty shoes, with my own hilarious characters such as Mr Anti-Imperialist.'
Our very own George Galloway isn't impressed with R2's replacement for Steve Wright...
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We've had some late returns for the return of Mark Steel tonight. A work-in-progress from one of the all-time greats. 8pm start. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets

'I met a man who performed a citizen's arrest on Tony Blair for war crimes ... and a Nigerian prince who had been to a wedding at a hotel in Watford...'
Bizarre encounters in the Porchester Spa with this week's guest Matthew Norman.
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Here’s a very funny show by Seann Walsh which I recommend you watch, after Sunday lunch with all the family like you do on Christmas Day with The Sound of Music youtu.be/IeW-q8pLTKg?si…

I remember when his mates were Derren and Nathan who lived over the road. Now I’m about to watch Elliot Steel chat to his new mates on TV, Rio Ferdinand and Joe Cole.

It’s handy that the Palace v Man City match is at 12.30 today as that allows for more of the day to be ruined.

'This is Kevin, you’ll be sharing with him. His twins are here Tuesdays to Saturdays and I’ve got a bear that I keep here every other Monday.'
WTF is going on with landlords? The brand new episode is out, with my guests Matthew Norman and Elliot Steel
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There’s a headline on the BBC News website “Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany.” I hope there was a diplomatic row that ended ‘we may not have top-quality engineering but let’s see how pretty Cologne Cathedral looks when they’ve stomped through it’.

Breaking News: The British government has asked the Israeli government to ponder how this may have happened and asked them to say ‘whoops’.

In the eleventh century you died of leprosy or got set alight for blasphemy, but they never spent 40 minutes on a useless website trying to buy something before being told 'purchase denied', so they had the better deal.

I think websites like Viagogo must have bought all the doctors’ appointments, so you have to go on there and pay £115 plus £85 booking fee to get one.

'One of the delights of not having a dogmatic belief is that if I do say to someone who feels they need it 'Yeah, there's probably a God' I'm not then struck down by the British Humanist Association'
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'Who the bloody hell voted for toenails?!'
Coming soon to Channel 4... The 100 Most Important Body Parts, presented by me and this week's guest Robin Ince. Someone make it happen.
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Our best download figures for a while - and rightly so! A cracking episode with Mark Steel talking to Robin Ince about life, the universe and everything from Atheism to Zeus...
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