DJ J.D. (@onetwostepdad) 's Twitter Profile
DJ J.D.

@onetwostepdad

Just one of the guys from Earth

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He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.
DJ J.D. (@onetwostepdad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every year or so, a fast food restaurant comes out with a product like “The Bacon Fucker” and the ads are all like “Are You Man Enough To Let The Bacon Fuck You?” and guys everywhere run as fast as they can to buy it

Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.

wint (@dril) 's Twitter Profile Photo

uncles screaming at dinner tables— that the reason nickelodeon put a new Rugrat in the show was to distract the public from Defending Israel

computer man (@gloomfather) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(Taking a sip of ale and texting my childhood best friend) you were in my dream again last night…hope that you’re well… (taking another sip and texting my wife) whauts up