Binge watching the new iCarly lol

I’m off tomorrow I’m off tomorrow I’m-

“I’ve never been to Dave & Buster’s” = “I’ve never had a Krabby Patty”

I don’t think y’all understand how close I am to a “more soup for your armpit?” SpongeBob-level breakdown

My mama just texted “unsubscribe” so she could try to stop getting my texts💀💚

Kimchi can’t be held accountable for her actions when around a treat. Absolutely feral

god forbid a massive attack happens or a shooting or a natural disaster but oh you can’t see it or where it’s safe or dangerous to be because of a twitter rate limit

Shidded n farded on the timeline, call that E-lawn Musk

Sad that ol Testla Toot ruined this app, but idk how long I expected to be on here lmao

I was trying to look up “Google get the look” for Google Lens, but I accidentally typed “Google get the poo” and the FBI immediately knocked on my door

Just a reminder that my insta is @ alexwhitney

Lowkey symbolic that I shaved my mustache after pride lol

Cutest Pokémon trainer

Jfc idk how long Facebook has been adding their knockoff bitmoji to my happy birthday posts but I just noticed😭😂

Yeahh I think I’m saying bye to this app for now. DM me if u wanna stay in touch xx

It takes a lot to be vulnerable about personal things online. My birthday and the holidays are coming up, so anything helps! I understand not everyone can donate, so sharing with the right audience means just as much:) gofund.me/1634b9ba