Won't somebody just think of all those poor, mildly inconvenienced, middle-class white people!? 😱

So if I ever accept a hefty sponsporship from a nation with a dire Human Rights record (where being LGBTQ+ is still punishable) all I need to do is a Netflix doc so my sarky wife can help keep deflecting from ever discussing it? 🤔 Nice try. We've not forgot. #beckhamnetflix 🚫

If anyone wants me, I'll be either on the 'gram (onelittlespaceman), or where the sky is blue: bsky.app/profile/onelit… 🖖🏻😘 x

The government's new definition of extremism is one of the most beautifully unintentional self-owns for all their TERF & LGB Alliance supporting members, and various Tory panic that this could incriminate the GC mob because this LITERALLY defines them is just... 😘👌🏻 #extremism

I mean... 💁🏻‍♂️ #miriamcates #miriamcatesmp #tories #extremism #definition #TERF

You know things are bad for the Conservatives when even their own election propaganda neglects to credit themselves. That's right, ToryConservative Andy Street... we see your very green-coloured pamphlet, fully ragging on The Labour Party Ireland but totally failing to namedrop your own party. 🤔🤨

In a country where kids graduate from school with a certificate that says "Well done, you survived! 🌟"... Trump gets a staged pop-pop in the ear for the photo op. America: "hOw CoUlD tHiS hApPeN aNd WhY wOuLd AnY oNe Do SuCh A tHiNg!? 😱" Also Trump... #Trump2024 #TrumpShot

Pro boxing record: Angela Carini. W 84 | L 23 Imane Khelif. W 42 | L 9 As per TERF logic, all 23 women who beat Carini are actually men called Steve who should all quit sport because they're a threat to women (except that convicted rapist volleyballer. He's fine, apparently 🤡👍🏻)

Imane Khelif instructing her lawyers prepping the case against JK Rowling like... 🥇😏🍿

So, so amazingly proud of Ralph Bogard (he/him) stepping up with barely any notice to understudy Tevye, the lead, for TWO shows today, at Open Air Theatre's beautiful #FiddlerOnTheRoof... and absolutely smashing it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 An exceptionally well earned standing ovation! ❤ ciekabailey

So Donald, Jan 6th? "🤡 eLeCtIoNs ArE bAd aNd sHe'S lEtTiNg MilLiOns Of iMmiGrAnTs iN!" Err, political honesty? "🤡 sHe'S lEtTiNg MilLiOns Of iMmiGrAnTs HaVe TrAnSgEnDer SuRgErY" Errr... Your fave Beyoncé song? "🤡 sHe'S lEtTiNg BilLiOns Of iMmiGrAnTs EaT dOgs" #Debate2024

Like Record Store Day... but for tapes! 🙌🏻 Cassette Week UK is a thing!! Jump on... Cassette Week UK ♡ #cassweekuk24 #cassetteweekuk #cassetteweek #cassettestoreday #rsd #recordstoreday #cassette #tape #cassettetape

Any West Midlands / Birmingham friends... join us tomorrow for a FREE gig in Digbeth with the mighty Coppé ("the legendary godmother of Japanese Electronica") 🤗 x

So Conservatives lose election: "We need to move away from controversial theatre politics & imflammatory members" 3mnths later: "Lets appoint Kemi Badenoch! Y'know, the one who'd accuse a supermarket queue of being a woke trans racist if she felt mildly inconvenienced by it."

So, the manipulative alcoholic sociopaths I met 16yrs ago who'd seethe & tantrum that I'd out-dress them at events they'd gatecrash 'cuz Benjamin Cohen's ex (a bestie of my then-bf) was too nice to tell them to fuck off, are doing well 👀 Karma is a beautiful bitch 🍿 #PinkNews

Calling previous attendees of the RPM Festivals (2015-19), and those who never had the opportunity to attend... We are working on something that may excite you. Please may we have a moment of your time: forms.gle/DBU1guS5SjsP8c… Please do share. Kind thanks. #30rpm #rpmfestivals

After centuries fighting to be seen as more than just their biology, congrats to the women of yday's ruling on conceding that women are, in fact, no more than their biology. You just made it MUCH easier for the patriarchy to put you in your biological place. Good luck with that👍🏻

If a #TommyRobinson rally denying Wetherspoons a whole Saturday's worth of national Steak Club orders is something even #NigelFarage won't be seen dead at, what does that tell you? 🤔 "It's a non-racist flag movement" Sure... File that next to El0n's "totally-not-N@zi" salute 🤦🏻‍♂️

When a rally is too racist for even #NigelFarage and #ReformUK to attend... Yikes 👀 Our thoughts and prayers go to Wetherspoons for losing an entire Saturday's worth of national Steak Club orders. 🕊🙏 #TommyRobinson

Of all her achievements, Kate Middleton keeping a four course meal down next to the hybrid smell of Ambre Solaire, L'Oréal Paris Elnett, Old Spice and stale piss is one she deserves full applause for. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #statebanquet #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trump #KateMiddleton