*stretches back, paws splayed forward...unleashes violent yawn* Human! Get up give ham!

Finally, human sits and I fits! This is my sleeping place and none shall steal human! #CatsOfTwitter #MySleepingPlace

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Too much water, water isn't listening to cats demand it stop...

huurgh... huurgh... huurgh... Hairball cleared, where's my ham human, HUMAN! HAM ME NOW!

Human refuses lap for sleeping place today... Whateves, I'll nap behind this 🐈hole!

Something feels weird... What was that!

House is quiet, too quiet... Time to scream for human!

I've been informed that this weekend is about freedom! Allow your humans to run like this one and enjoy their freedom for this weekend only! #catlovers #4thofJulyWeekend #HAM

If I stay under the bed, if I just stay under the bed, nobody will bother me! #SleepingPlace #4thofJuly #ShushImTryingToNap

Nobody requested this so here you go! ENJOY MY HAM! #CatsOfTwitter #WatchMe

Pfft... What does Piers Morgan know about being a cat! Human may imitate cat, but human can never be cat! Lolololol 😸 😹 😸 !!! #cats #human #CatsOfTwitter #HumansOfTwitter #WhatDoesHastagDo

If I fits, I sits... Now leave alone for my nap! #cats #CatsOfTwitter #SleepingPlace

Daily sleeping place update: I'm napping, leave me alone!

Yo! Need a snuggle, give me your hand human! #LionRoar #PetMeNow #CatsOfTwitter

Yo! Help a cat out!

Someday, I'll tell you the story of the time I ran away from human and joined a band of gypsy cats in Padua! Had a blast stealing radios from cars and hopping trains... But the ham just wasn't as good as human's!

Night invaders from the forest, gypsy cats getting into the humans cherry trees!