all Israeli flags will be flown at half mast

me, stoned after my first gravity rip since 2008, after opening my fridge to grab leftovers from Panda Express & remembering I ate them 2 hours ago.

I try explaining this scene from Eastbound & Down as a way to persuade people to watch it because of how funny it is to me & it always ends with me saying "you really just need to watch the show"

The love of the game.

Mason Miller using Korn’s Blind as his entrance song into the 9th inning int is so unbelievably bad ass

POV: you’re a Palestinian kid watching the two settlers that killed your family have a swingers party

these children aren't in kindergarten.

This is disgusting. His daughter is way hotter than his gf, he should be dating her instead.

seat 1 obviously. knowing me, I'd be getting tugged off from both sides the entire flight.

Ain’t nobody that can compare to The Big Bad Booty Daddy. Ask your girlfriend, she’ll agree.

the guy who makes probably the worst shit ever calling something a "homework movie" would rule if it was from an actual place of not just being a complete fucking retard.

Dave Portnoy getting in a Honda CRV

Found this incredibly touching. My thoughts when Norm died were along the lines of "now it feels like we're all gonna die because I always had it in my head that Norm is gonna live forever." Turns out he is.

her saying this over the phone to the reporter while she's walking through her house moving adopted African kids aside with her foot the way an alcoholic's floor is littered with bottles and cans

So funny Rogan was obsessed with litterboxes in classrooms and now he’s standing behind the president who fucks babies and shoots them like clay pigeons

this is Ric Flair in blackface

Great. Now there's gonna be strained tension between me and my coworker all because he said Counting Crows have no talent and I couldn't let it go and yelled at him about how wrong he is for the rest of the shift. Oh well. Ya live & ya learn!

Nine Inch Nails should be on here & I've bit my tongue long enough about Oasis but I'm sorry they're not in the same league as these bands imo. I think they kinda stink tbh. Brian Jonestown Massacre should replace them here. No surprise this list sucks though.