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Nick Thomas

@onedumbboy

I pressure wash Gary Busey's teeth as my day job. youtube.com/@nickthomasdir…| linktree.com/nickthomas034

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me, stoned after my first gravity rip since 2008, after opening my fridge to grab leftovers from Panda Express & remembering I ate them 2 hours ago.

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I try explaining this scene from Eastbound & Down as a way to persuade people to watch it because of how funny it is to me & it always ends with me saying "you really just need to watch the show"

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the guy who makes probably the worst shit ever calling something a "homework movie" would rule if it was from an actual place of not just being a complete fucking retard.

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Found this incredibly touching. My thoughts when Norm died were along the lines of "now it feels like we're all gonna die because I always had it in my head that Norm is gonna live forever." Turns out he is.

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her saying this over the phone to the reporter while she's walking through her house moving adopted African kids aside with her foot the way an alcoholic's floor is littered with bottles and cans

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So funny Rogan was obsessed with litterboxes in classrooms and now he’s standing behind the president who fucks babies and shoots them like clay pigeons

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Great. Now there's gonna be strained tension between me and my coworker all because he said Counting Crows have no talent and I couldn't let it go and yelled at him about how wrong he is for the rest of the shift. Oh well. Ya live & ya learn!

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Nine Inch Nails should be on here & I've bit my tongue long enough about Oasis but I'm sorry they're not in the same league as these bands imo. I think they kinda stink tbh. Brian Jonestown Massacre should replace them here. No surprise this list sucks though.