used to be if you knew any skinhead bands back in the day they were super scary guys but now it’s like lmao okay tough guy go write some little songs with your friends and maybe practice your scales too

having a bull plow my wife but her and I dine and dash, running out before paying him

they’re gonna fly over Los Angeles, take one look and skip bombing us because it already looks like a bombed out shithole

yes the weather in Southern California is beautiful. All the time. It rarely changes. Which is also a huge contributor to the fact that everyone here is mentally retarded.

tired of hearing about Timothee Chalamet. 30 years ago he would’ve been creampied under a statue of Moloch until he was freebasing on Hollywood and Vine but since we’ve removed those apex predators from the Hollywood ecosystem twinks like him get to talk about art and annoy us

ZOGran Mamdani

I think I’ll have a bit more coffee before blowing last night’s pizza out of my ass

Every one of Spielberg’s movies is him subconsciously dealing with having molested children; whether latently (Jaws, close encounters) explicitly (ET Jurassic Park) or in retrospect (Munich, the fabelmans)

me watching the Oscars tonight

Ozzy presenting at the Oscars

bold move to have Nick Reiner present at the Oscars

I don't understand why it's so important for people to "see themselves" in media. what happens if there's not someone who looks like you in the cast of The Pitt? Do you forget you exist? what happens if you go a long time without seeing your reflection in a mirror?

Armond White reviewing Sinners

the perfect shoes for when you want to get your picture taken with a second tier porn star at a convention center

found it

restaurants will do things called Bad Bitch Brunch on the weekends with drinks like the Bloody Pussy Mary, have an 18% service charge so people don’t have to tip and wonder why they can’t retain staff or why they’re failing

in 2011 I waited on Jeff Goldblum. I was new to LA & wanted to say I was a fan but reference something obscure. I said I enjoyed his cameo in Scotland PA. He was confused & I politely insisted he was in it citing the year and director. I looked it up on my phone & he wasnt in it