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a penis for your thoughts

@bronzeagebbw

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used to be if you knew any skinhead bands back in the day they were super scary guys but now it’s like lmao okay tough guy go write some little songs with your friends and maybe practice your scales too

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yes the weather in Southern California is beautiful. All the time. It rarely changes. Which is also a huge contributor to the fact that everyone here is mentally retarded.

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tired of hearing about Timothee Chalamet. 30 years ago he would’ve been creampied under a statue of Moloch until he was freebasing on Hollywood and Vine but since we’ve removed those apex predators from the Hollywood ecosystem twinks like him get to talk about art and annoy us

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Every one of Spielberg’s movies is him subconsciously dealing with having molested children; whether latently (Jaws, close encounters) explicitly (ET Jurassic Park) or in retrospect (Munich, the fabelmans)

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I don't understand why it's so important for people to "see themselves" in media. what happens if there's not someone who looks like you in the cast of The Pitt? Do you forget you exist? what happens if you go a long time without seeing your reflection in a mirror?

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restaurants will do things called Bad Bitch Brunch on the weekends with drinks like the Bloody Pussy Mary, have an 18% service charge so people don’t have to tip and wonder why they can’t retain staff or why they’re failing

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in 2011 I waited on Jeff Goldblum. I was new to LA & wanted to say I was a fan but reference something obscure. I said I enjoyed his cameo in Scotland PA. He was confused & I politely insisted he was in it citing the year and director. I looked it up on my phone & he wasnt in it