Phone rings I pick up Jack Eiffel “Yo ODB what are your 3 favorite events?” Me “10k limit holdem, $5k SRs, $1500 razz” Jack “Ok cool thanks” Hangs up

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

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BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this afternoon in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.

Well well how the turns have tabled

Doug Polk (Code Doug) I came here for the comments

Count Dankula That whole police department gotta change their identities. Not a soul would have known about this situation had they not sued him. Now I’m walking around singing my house singing “Randy Walker is a son of a bitch”.

It also turns out that people were mailing hundreds of lemon pound cakes to the police station.

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Every night for the last 86 years, the Grim Reaper checked under his bed to make sure it was safe. Today, Chuck Norris finally came for him.

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

Everyone should start posting classic Chuck Norris memes in remembrance

RIP Chuck Norris, who just passed at age 86, and who fought Bruce Lee in one of the BEST movie fight scenes of all time, in "Way of the Dragon."

Chuck Norris is scheduled to deliver the eulogy at his own funeral.

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate. He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.

Jeremy Ausmus Says the guy who vlogs his entire thought process...:Time to start vlogging misinformation on purpose like how Sexton did it in the first 7 wpt seasons. Spawned a generation of fish raising to see where they're at.