// BOI x.com/VictoryOmnic/s…

*pokes head out of bedroom* Zenyatta: IA CTHULHU CHTHULHU PHTAGN *quietly shuts the door*

*crawls back in bed to sleep for another four months*

hey chica bang bang

why look at smoke's retweets when i've got the official timeline right here? x.com/OmnicJustice/s…

there he is. the puppet master that cursed m--

--y di--

--plomatic negotiations

hit that like if you still love baked goods and feel no shame

get in, loser, we're going to waitrose

"I fuck bagels." The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. "...How? I can't understand the depravity needed for such an act."DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!" One student laughs, and I turn to see who the fellow genius is. It's none other than Lord Death.

stop being lewd

fucc

let me sATISFYYYY your SOOOOOOOOOOOUUULLLL

[[ this over a week late but aaaaaay happy birthday to one of my favorite oc's #MyTwitterAnniversary

[[ i pop onto this account for five minutes and am immediately reminded of why i stopped being active lol

I step out of the monastery for two seconds and am immediately greeted by an upgraded old enemy; the dread Cockwaffle.