If we could have a moment of silence for Kim over on FB. Her son turns 10 today and she's not sure how she's going to handle it.

My hairdresser's shampoo scalp massage #IsMoreSatisfyingThanSex

I'm only here because FB found me inappropriate.

firm believer that u dont meet people by accident

I cannot, I repeat I CANNOT, stop watching this video of 22 large teddy bears riding a roller coaster

I'm starting to think my dream job of being a dancer on "Solid Gold" isn't going to happen

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

Do people who drive with their masks on get a discount on their auto insurance?

I’ve never had a tweet deleted by twitter because I always beat them to it

If Sherlock Holmes is so smart why does he wear that hat

normalize an entire pizza being one serving

The 2020 election summed up

So rude to mistake my flirting as kindness.

Never will get used to the beauty of a Canadian child being born.

Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude. Me: Well this is awkward.