Omid Djalili Great story… 🤣🤣

Posted this with bravado to show I could keep up with the TikTok generation if I wanted to but choose not to. I’m a stand up. An honest one, so using it now to promote the new tour. #Namaste starts this Saturday in Auckland NZ and as usual I’ve sold about enough DNA 🧬 to make

If you’re bored with Djalili, you’re bored with life.

Omid Djalili you do have mad skibbidy rizz, to be fair

When you forget your shoes for P.E

The much anticipated pre-show video announcing my NZ support act. Apparently the finest was sat next to me the whole time - don’t know much about him other than he hosts #BakeOff is called Pax Assadi and does in fact do stand up (and Zumba). Tickets 🎫 omiddjalili.net

UK tour of #Namaste on sale now! Don’t miss out. Tickets 🎫 here omiddjalili.net

High praise from an African dictator 😂

Watch to the end. Some dos and don’ts performing in Auckland. And me having a go at saying the longest place name in New Zealand “Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu” Do note that Pax Assadi runs an animal acting

Loved Auckland last night. Best thing about NZ is no one knows where it is. When you’re in paradise, never share the coordinates. Preserve your beautiful land and keep people away. I’ll be telling everyone how awful this place is. See you tonight Melbourne omiddjalili.net

Those of us who remember Sting’s Russians from 39 years ago. Remodelled for guitar and cello more relevant now than ever with what’s happening in Ukraine and Gaza. “There’s no such thing as a winnable war, it’s a lie we don’t believe anymore”

Omid Djalili Wow, I had forgotten this beautiful song.

My Instagram sensation “little bro” Neema Naz and I had a blast in Melbourne! Do not miss the insanity coming to you in Sydney & Perth this weekend. For tickets to the world tour 🎫 click here omiddjalili.com

In case you missed this one minute of joy, one of the most entertaining bits of interpretative dance I’ve ever seen. It’s all there: sly moves, a naughty slap, a twerk, spontaneous audience participation and a cheekily brilliant last two seconds 😊

Omid Djalili The first positive post I see today. Thanks!