In addition to baseball this sports bar is playing Bull Durham, Pulp Fiction, and The Avengers and I am deeply invested in all three

I just got my first telemarketing call from a Los Angeles area code. It feels so good to finally belong.

Can’t decide how I want to scare myself tonight: do my taxes or go see Pet Semetary?

Getting a post-divorce phd is the grown up version of getting bangs

“Lizard caveman brain senses danger must have regret to prevent death!” <—- Jennifer Burson summing up my mental health

Between GoT and Star Wars I’m really going through a lot of feelings right now

It’s Coachella weekend which means traffic is a little lighter than normal and my IG stories are all long videos of concerts I’m not at

All I have to say is I told you so on all accounts and I was right and it feels good and this tweet is self indulgent and I don’t care because YAS #GameOfThrones

I don’t think I’m gonna tweet about last night’s episode of Game of Thrones because I don’t like to talk about garbage

Actually this thread pretty much sums it up.

My personal trainer just texted to ask why I hadn’t been at the gym in a while and then sent me a video of two pit bull puppies who came by today and long story short I have an appointment tomorrow

Watching Angelenos drive in the rain is absolutely the best comedy I’ve seen since moving to LA

Normally I get woken up by fire trucks and construction workers but this morning I got woken up by the dog barking at the lawn guys so I guess we in the suburbs now babyyy