Britain gone through 3 years of toxic anti-immigrant Brexit talk, wrapped in a false pledge of NHS funding. Now we see immigrant, Muslim, NHS doctors dying from treating Covid-19 patients, and two immigrant nurses saving the life of the PM (who led the Brexit campaign).

How many poems in a chapbook?😁

I have to buy two of everything nowadays because I'm always losing stuff, 2 pairs of sunglasses, 2 pairs of headphones, 2 donuts from greggs. Thank fuck I've got 2 kids. 😁

Fuck off you noncing twat

He he, I did an interview about poetry. Don't worry, there are loads of other episodes with proper poets who know what they are doing, I'd listen to them to be honest, but Patrick and I have a giggle, so it might bring a smile to you face. Stay safe x facebook.com/groups/norwich…

If anyone wants to buy a book now would be a good time to do it! £5 each, free postage. There's one about seasides, a poetry book and a book of my last two theatre shows. Send me a message, I've got a few left of each of them.

Never really been one for flags, but sometimes they just add that splash of colour to complete the perfect spring morning 😁

Some teenage boys verbally harassed me yesterday while I did kick ups. It was the same park I used to get mocked in as a young girl. It hurt me that nothing had changed. So I wrote about how damaging it is for the confidence of young girls pursuing sport: marvamsk.wordpress.com/2020/05/16/why…

I love this 😂 Normal Black father things. ❤ An image the media doesn't paint.

10 years ago I was getting on a busy bus after school and the bus driver accused me of 'bunking on'. He put his arm out, pushed me and called me a 'paki'. I stood up for myself (context: we were exposed to racism everyday) I spat at him. 3 months later, I was 'arrested'. (1/..)

I'm pretty sure that in the county of Durham, if you own 2 pigs and a dairy cow, or the equivalent chattle, you can still legally club to death anyone called Dominic, as long as it's with a bushel of celery. Or it might be the Scottish, can't quite remember. #sackcummngs

Clip here. The van is run by the group Led By Donkeys.

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

Durham to Barnard Castle by the A688 is 27 miles. If a man who doubts his eyesight completes that drive in half an hour, at what speed is he taking his self-administered eye test?

Dominic Cummings has the air of a teenager trying to explain away the rizzlas his mother has just found in the back pocket of his dirty jeans. They're not mine mum, I just found them, in a bluebell wood. #CummingStatement

If someone at the Barnard Castle gift shop hasn't already made a TShirt saying, "my friend went to Barnard Castle and all she saw was this prick" with a picture of Cummings on, then they are just not doing their job properly #CummingStatement

I remember in the summer of 1989 I saw 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' at four different cinema/ pizza parties. It was magical. Margaritas and coke everywhere, and some dopey prick fucking everything up. Life really goes in circles