Coworker: “Hey can you—“ Me today:

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate. —Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire

this!

hamburger help us

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

Joe Rogan: "They all do the same move they drop down and do the splits." Miley Cyrus: "That's what I think when i'm watching your shows too, all the same stuff." She didn’t stutter 😭

They passing that Avatar movie around on this site like a little slut wtf

cant believe im spending my hottest years sending emails

She’s was so funny for this

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me and somebody’s dad at work

Corporate will really have you (25) beefing with a 55 year old man at 9am

Taking magnesium after the gym/run ughh sooo good ifykyk