Doesn’t even realize he’s doing ASMR Not John Mulaney

Wait for Not John Mulaney’s awkward laugh.

This is the most I’ve posted all year.

C’est moi.

Vogue.

Fin. Not John Mulaney

Name a cuter couple I’ll wait. Not John Mulaney

Jumping on X just to wish my bestie a happy birthday Aubrey Plaza (Parody) I love you and your multiple personalities 😉.

I should let Olivia MULANEY post this but I can’t wait because it’s too cute. I love you Olivia and happy birthday.

Now the real deal are married too congrats to them

This was always intended as a place to escape and I just want to say a big fuck you to everyone who made me want to be here less and made my best friend stop talking to all but 3ish people. You never know how much someone needs to escape and still ruin it for others.

What kind of fucking question is this?

He’s Not John Mulaney’s son so he always listens.

Throwback to my birthday.

Just popping on to say happy birthday Not John Mulaney

What?

And what the fuck?

John wtf

Mama of 2 and Not John Mulaney is a girl dad should be interesting.

Mornings look different these days.