Fuck off.

I have a 3 year old son, a 3 month old daughter and 3 grandsons. All this at 42 years old.

Watching a football game with Aubrey Plaza (Parody) in the flesh is off my bucket list but I worry about how she’s gonna act when Brady gets in the booth in about 10 minutes.

Taylor Swift at a football game straight up looking like a hoe. Nice of the referees to make up BS calla on the Texans who are clearly outplaying them exposing how shitty a team they are. I wouldn’t mind If the lost today but I want Buffalo to end them tbh.

How many ref dicks have been in Taylor Swifts mouth 😂

Taylor Swifts mom when she decided to make her famous

I love pissing people off it’s what I live for

Fuck Taylor and Travis cry bitches!!!!!!

AI Patrick Mahomes on the Super Bowl loss last night🤣🤣

Pissing my pants cause why do I still see this shit Taylor Swift is the most basic white girl musician who can’t sing live or dance at all lmfao why so her fans ride her dick harder than she rides Travis Kelce’s washed up sack of nuts?

I don’t even listen to Ariana Grande but she could burp into a mic and it would sound better than anything Taylor has ever done

Still hate Taylor Swift, still hate The Cheifs, and now I hate WWE for letting Carmella’s contract expire she was the hottest female had besides tiffany the rest aren’t even 5’s and I’m still an asshole

Everybody’s alive with me.

Girls who thirst over CM Punk are 10X more likely to be skanks.

Olivia Rodrigo is the poor man’s Olivia Munn. Wifey!

I haven’t mentioned Taylor Swift in while so I thought I’d hop on and say, I love how her fans decode her lyrics like it's the Zodiac cipher. I'm sorry, if your song requires a corkboard, red yarn, and a PHD in heartbreak, maybe it's not relatable,it's a side quest.

The way everyone around her would rather talk to anyone but her and she keeps trying is so fucking funny.

Get a life

Taylor and Travis are engaged, time to kill myself.

I miss Olivia MULANEY so much