Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.

Why is it that Mike Pence doesn’t seem to have to answer any of the questions asked of him in this debate?

Best thing you’ll watch today

Amy Coney Barrett will be confirmed just 30 days after being nominated. Imagine if McConnell was this swift about getting desperately needed relief to the American people.

Dear Donald J. Trump: Thank you again for highlighting your #60Minutes interview. I hope many Americans watch it.

The fact that I’m expected to simply exist the day after Election Day is fucked up idk

Holy shit. If Rudolph has to wear a mask then according to the CDC it has to go over his nose which will make it hard for Santa to see. Covid literally is the worst

jan 19: our president is a monster jan 20: our president is a little monster

sushi: u want me me: i want u baby

Nabisco bakeries are on strike and the rail workers union are in support. “No contract, the flour stays on the tracks” We can have a better life. Do not shop nabisco.

Kellogg’s removing their brand off all their products so they aren’t easily boycotted

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.

When they’re wondering just how many beers you can drink at the family party x.com/HeheWaitWhut/s…

pepsi is republican as much as oat milk is democrat

This was amazing. Chadwick Boseman surprises #BlackPanther fans while they say what the movie means to them.