“what if YOU had been aborted??” then…i would’ve been aborted. lol

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

brain on sport mode after spending the whole day abusing the nespresso machine at work

he’s a 10 but he clips his airpods to his belt loop

“i’m so broke, i need to stop spending money” *sits down with a $7 cappuccino, pulling the entire apple ecosystem out of my bag*

tiktok comments aren’t loading today. turns out I can’t form an opinion on my own

nothing worse than a man who had a good weekend

your mediocre stories of day to day encounters with your friends does not warrant the birth of a new podcast

it’s not so raw, divine feminine. you just wanted to sit on the stoop hungover with your friends.

deleted tik tok. haven’t read any *articles* recently.

Mama a whole life in front of you

It’s always fucking 8pm

The artistry of a 2024 pop stars are the lifestyle equivalent of “my 5-9 before my 9-5” tik tok video

And then the unthinkable happened: I was the only person to say namaste out loud at the end of yoga class

would you collect shells with me. be honest

Lmk what yall want me to ask god

(plucking the petals off a flower) wait i’m goated…i’m chopped…wait i’m goated